Christmas with Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Merry Christmas, and a happy new year! (I’d LOVE to see Achmed doing fireworks XD)
Money isn’t everything
If I got to chose whether to be happy or to be rich I’d want to be happy. Why? Money isn’t everything, being happy is worth much more. Okay, we all know August R.’s plan to become rich by selling newspaper to 2 times the price of the normal one outside Narvesen. Though, seriously August, you won’t be rich, and you won’t be happy, I promise you that. Hapiness is much more important because it makes your life better. You have something to look forward to after your day at school/work, and you have a great time with your family and friends. Laughter is the best medicine they say, and what’s so funny about money? Look, money! Hahaha! You get laughter from hapiness, which is another reason why it’s important to be happy.
Being happy is that you enjoy what you do, it doesn’t matter if you have the best job that gives the most money if you hate the job itself. If you like the job you’re doing you’ll be happy when you work, and will therefore be more effective. And when you’re done at work, you’ll always have the pleasure to walk by Narvesen and laugh at August standing with his expensive newspapers. Doing fun stuff on the internet can also make hapiness for you, a good classic joke/video/pic will always cheer you up in some way.
Here are two little stories that might make you happy as well:
Two nuns are out one afternoon. One of them is called Sister Mathematics (SM) because she’s so good in math, the other is called Sister Logic (SL) because she’s so logical. It is becoming dark and they’re a long way from the monastery.
SL: “Have you noticed that man who is following us since a while ago?”
SM: “Yes, and I am sure what he is trying to do.”
SL: “As a matter of fact, he wants to force us, in a sexual way.”
SM: “My God! By keeping the actual rhythm, he will have caught us in less than fifteen minutes.”
SL: “The only logic thing we can do is to hurry up.”
SM: “I think this will not work…”
SL: “Of course, this is not working. The man is doing the only logic thing he can do: he’s also walking quicker.”
SM: “What may we do? He will be here barely in one minute…”
SL: “The only logic thing we may do is to split us. You must take the left side of this crossroads and me the right. As it is logic, he can’t follow both of us at the same time.” Done this, the man decided going after SL. SM got the convent concerned about what could have happened to SL. Eventually, she arrived.
SM: “My dear Sister! Thanks God you are here! Tell me what happened.”
SL: “It happened the only logic thing it could have happened. The man caught me.”
SM: “My God! And what did you do?”
SL: “I did the only logic thing I could do: I held my habits (a nuns skirt) up.”
SM: “Oh, my little dear Sister! And what did he?”
SL: “As a matter of fact, he brought down his trousers.”
SM: “Oooooh, nooooo! And then what happened?”
SL: “As it’s logic, a nun with her habits up can run quicker than a man with his trousers down.”
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A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!!
One day, the wife of one of the Tribe’s noblemen gives birth to a white child. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. “You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man that has ever set foot in our village. It doesn’t take a genius to work out what has been going on!”
The missionary replies: “No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence – what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief pauses for a moment then says, “Tell you what, you don’t say anything about the sheep, I won’t say anything about the white child.”
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Quite funny stories eh? Hapiness is more important than being rich to me as stated by the reasons I gave above.
PS: Take a break from selling the newspapers August, you haven’t sold a single one so far…
